Holidays

Sorry i haven't been around for a while. Been on holidays after some hard work and hitting it pretty hard. late nights and drunken days. Its amazing how much the body can take.But when you have a body like eddie-e there's nothing to fear!

Now as everyone is most likely aware since the free Tube sites have been out its hit the industry pretty hard and its the same for Australian porn. So with the Australian porn industry down and needing some extra coin i had to go back to work! A mate of mine hooked me up on a high-rise on the Gold Coast and iv been hanging off a building like a monkey in a cage to make ends meet.

Now this might sound shit but it has its perks. Being on the beach its a fucking great perv looking over the beach and the resort pools. You would think i would get sick of looking at chicks in bikinis when i get to look at them naked and doing unspeakable things to themselves but our Aussie girls are so beautiful its hard not to.

Some of the guys make the most of it and bring the binoculars...I wont mention any names but you know who you are. Dirty bastards...hehe..But they share so it all good. Nothing like zooming in on some hot little pussy on the beach while shes adjusting her G-banger.

I got a shot with some of the boys from work before our staff party down at Cooly. You think there a bit of a motley crew there well fuck me should have seen them in a few hours after. With an open bar things got fucking messy. Thanks to the boss by the way! Drinks go down so much better when someone else is paying the bill. Some even were cut off before the free drinks stopped. Now that suxs. I should have told the boys the trick. You have to keep your sunnies on so the bar staff cant see your eyes. If i took mine off my eyes would have fallen out of my head and i would have been fucked for sure.

Now i wasn't going to mention any names and he probably thought i had forgotten but sorry Pig I haven't. Pig is a bit like me, a bit of a character and doesn't mind a drink or two...or a whole lot more, dirty women and lots of porn. god bless him.

He has an ambition to be and Aussie porn star and already picked out a name. Hannibal Lickter! Sounds a bit kinky to me maybe Pig likes his bondage or maybe he just loves pussy cum and gets down between hotties legs and go sick.

Anyway..Nice name buddy!

What bothers me is how he got his name. Maybe he has a little dick like a pig? Now that would suck if you wanted to be an Aussie porn star would it not. Me not being one to burst anyone's bubble and full of encouragement has an idea to make my mate Pigs dream come true. You need to try this penis enlarger mate. Stretch your cock so its fucking huge.. Now iv given it a go myself and it works pretty good... Not that I need it but a bit extra never hearts right? ill hook you up mate its all good.

So Aussie porn fans keep an eye out for Hannibal Lickter. Cuming on the big screen soon.

I gota go but to the rest of you guys if Im still around next Christmas ill shout you all a masterbator. Once you have a go at it the real thing will never stack up. I shouldn't say that though. i love my Aussie girls but for the single guys it beets pulling your cock.and for the married ones there's nothing like getting a quick shot away watching porn while the kids and missus are out.

Cheers
eddie-e