My New Best Friend

It has been a quite hectic month in Aussie porn for Eddie-e. The team has been working hard on our new sites and they should be ready for release early next month. Lots of exciting features including heaps of members’ features are included. We will keep you posted on that one. We got some new hotties as well, and Sami, yes the very creative Sami, has been filming some super fucking hardcore gangbang stuff in Finland, that will be released soon as well. One blonde newbie cops it all from all angles! What a trooper! Exciting month coming up!

Eddie-e is not his usual self lately. I’m still licking my wounds after the split with my missus so now I am living on my mate’s, Harryo, couch. Harryo was good enough to give somewhere to live while I sort myself out, reflect and start anew. His place is a more like a bachelor’s pad. The toilet seat is never down, leaking faucet, used towels hang everywhere, and dirty clothing and undies cover the bathroom floor. Adult stuff—mags, posters, films adorn his abode. And Harryo, he just loves a beer—there’s no room in the fridge for food as it is packed solid with xxxx Gold. Hey! We are Queenslanders so we don’t mind a Goldie on a hot afternoon or on a cold morning for the matter! Anytime is a good time for beer!

However,while the beer is great! Man can not live on beer alone, though its worked so far. Now poor Eddie has been feeling a bit lonely but thanks to Cherry Ripe from kinkytimes.com.au. I’ve found my new best friend. It’s tight, it’s warm and the best thing about it, it doesn’t talk back. This masturbator is fucking awesome! Wow, this thing is tight! Every pump counts, I’ve never been a 2-minute man but wholly shit, I’ve never blown my load so hard. I thought my eyeball would roll backwards into my head. I didn’t have to talk to it after I’m done. No flowers, no text messages. No demands. Just wash it off and throw it in the corner! It will be just waiting there for our next “date”. Now Eddie-e got something that he need—a best friend that will always be there in times of “loneliness”. To any of my lovely ladies reading this…you know I’m joking. I love you all! But seriously, this is an awesome masturbator.

One hot Wednesday afternoon, Harryo just came in without being noticed and he is pretty quick with his phone camera, and snapped me in action. Not being shy, there was no stopping Eddie-e and keep on pumping away until the job was done while Harryo impulsively took quite a number of shots. He as so fascinated with my new best friend and got himself one since. Every bloke should have one too. We wouldn’t want to be selfish of our new best friend, but want you guys to have great fucking time with this amazing masturbator! Harryo has already been asking for another—he must have been giving it a pretty hard workout! If I could only get myself a record of how often he’s hitting it, that would be a calendar. Not a single day being spared. They “dated” everywhere. On the couch, of course when I am away; on the bathroom, on the porch and even at the neighbor’s garden. Now I know why that old lady across the street left a brown paper bag at Harryo’s doorstep. Getting the idea from him, I will try to be sneaky enough to catch him and take some shots as well, all for next month’s story. Lol. But on the second thought, why would I spend time snapping Harryo in action when I can be handy with my best friend instead of a camera.

Even if I have a new best friend, I am still available. Now any lovely ladies reading this, I’m waiting for you to drop me some mail. I guess after reading this you might think that I’m a bit of a dirty bastard...and most probably, you would be right. But I’m a lovely dirty bastard. Seriously girls, I’m really just a likeable larrikin. So come on girls show Eddie-e some love! Catch Yas all real soon.